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1///miscellaneous///Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don't know and I don't care.
2///miscellaneous///Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
3///miscellaneous///Nothing sucks like a Hoover.
4///miscellaneous///This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
5///computing///Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
7///computing///Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
9///computing///If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
10///computing///To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
12///computing///When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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2///miscellaneous///Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
3///miscellaneous///Nothing sucks like a Hoover.
4///miscellaneous///This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
5///computing///Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
7///computing///Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
9///computing///If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
10///computing///To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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2///miscellaneous///Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
3///miscellaneous///Nothing sucks like a Hoover.
4///miscellaneous///This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
5///computing///Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
7///computing///Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
9///computing///If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
10///computing///To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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