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400///chuck norris///Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
401///chuck norris///When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
402///chuck norris///Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
403///chuck norris///Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
404///chuck norris///Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
405///chuck norris///Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
300///corona///I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though.
301///corona///A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
302///corona///Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
200///star wars///Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
201///star wars///Q: How many Sith lords does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer the Dark Side.
202///star wars///Trying to come up with jokes about "Star Wars" is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
203///star wars///Who is the oldest Sith Lord? Darth Ritis.
100///trump///How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb? Tell him Obama put it in.
101///trump///Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.
102///trump///Comb Over To The Dark Side
103///trump///American Horror Story #disinfectant #Lysol #DontDrinkBleach
104///trump///And the tests are all perfect. Like, the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.
105///trump///The last administration left us nothing. We started off with bad, broken tests, and obsolete tests
106///trump///And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because, you see, it gets on the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it'd be interesting to check that. So that you're going to have to use medical doctors, but it sounds - it sounds interesting to me.
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100///trump///How do you get Trump to change a lightbulb? Tell him Obama
put it in.
101///trump///Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays
his debts.
102///trump///Comb Over To The Dark Side
103///trump///American Horror Story #disinfectant #Lysol #DontDrinkBleach
104///trump///And the tests are all perfect. Like, the letter was perfect.
The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but
pretty good.
105///trump///The last administration left us nothing. We started off with
bad, broken tests, and obsolete tests
106///trump///And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a
minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by
injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because, you see, it gets on the
lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it'd be interesting
to check that. So that you're going to have to use medical doctors, but it
sounds - it sounds interesting to me.
200///star wars///Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the
Dark Side.
201///star wars///Q: How many Sith lords does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None. They prefer the Dark Side.
202///star wars///Trying to come up with jokes about "Star Wars" is
difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
203///star wars///Who is the oldest Sith Lord? Darth Ritis.
300///corona///I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't
get it though.
301///corona///A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says
"I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
302///corona///Chuck Norris has been exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus
is now in quarantine for a month.
400///chuck norris///Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people,
then it exploded.
401///chuck norris///When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't
try to survive. The zombies do.
402///chuck norris///Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
403///chuck norris///Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
404///chuck norris///Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
405///chuck norris///Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because
Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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