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1///miscellaneous///Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don't know and I don't care.
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A. 1
I 2
Q. 1
What's 1
and 2
apathy? 1
between 1
care. 1
difference 1
don't 2
ignorance 1
know 1
the 1
A total of 16 words.
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2///miscellaneous///Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
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Did 1
He 1
about 1
broke 1
consecutive 1
given 1
hear 1
law? 1
semi-colon 1
sentences. 1
that 1
the 2
two 1
was 1
you 1
A total of 16 words.
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3///miscellaneous///Nothing sucks like a Hoover.
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Hoover. 1
Nothing 1
a 1
like 1
sucks 1
A total of 5 words.
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4///miscellaneous///This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
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I 1
This 1
be 1
but 1
love 1
may 1
really 1
really, 3
talking, 1
the 1
wine 1
wine. 1
A total of 14 words.
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5///computing///Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
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"I 1
& 1
A. 1
Conditions." 1
Q. 1
Terms 1
What 1
agree 1
and 1
biggest 1
entire 1
have 1
in 1
is 1
lie 1
read 1
the 3
to 1
universe? 1
A total of 21 words.
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6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
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A. 1
How 1
It 1
Q. 1
a 1
computer 1
does 1
drunk? 1
get 1
screenshots. 1
takes 1
A total of 11 words.
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7///computing///Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
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A: 1
How 1
It's 1
None. 1
Q: 1
a 2
bulb? 1
change 1
does 1
hardware 1
it 1
light 1
many 1
problem. 1
programmers 1
take 1
to 1
A total of 18 words.
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8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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"Can 1
A 1
I 1
SQL 1
a 1
and 1
asks, 1
bar, 1
goes 1
into 1
join 1
query 1
tables 1
to 1
two 1
up 1
walks 1
you?" 1
A total of 18 words.
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9///computing///If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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If 1
Java 1
Perl 1
The 1
a 3
at 1
eventually 1
keyboards, 1
million 2
monkeys 1
of 2
one 1
program. 1
programs. 1
put 1
rest 1
them 2
will 2
write 2
you 1
A total of 27 words.
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10///computing///To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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To 1
first 1
is, 1
must 1
recursion 1
recursion. 1
understand 2
what 1
you 1
A total of 10 words.
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11///computing///These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu." "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
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"He 1
"I 1
"Please 1
"So 1
I'll 1
The 2
These 1
a 2
and 1
bar 1
bartender 1
be?" 1
beer 1
boorg 1
d#f67howe%^U 1
down. 1
excuse 1
first 1
friend," 1
fulk 1
have 1
into 1
isn't 1
it 1
jdk^CjfdLk 1
jk3s 1
my 1
null-terminated." 1
owmc63^Dz 1
quag 1
r89nvy 1
says, 3
second 1
sit 1
string 2
strings 1
the 1
think 1
two 1
walk 1
what'll 1
x.xvcu." 1
A total of 47 words.
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12///computing///When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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C++, 1
When 1
a 1
begins 1
everything 1
hammer 1
is 1
like 1
look 1
thumb. 1
to 1
your 1
A total of 12 words.
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1///miscellaneous///Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don't know and I don't care.
2///miscellaneous///Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
3///miscellaneous///Nothing sucks like a Hoover.
4///miscellaneous///This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
5///computing///Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
7///computing///Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
9///computing///If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
10///computing///To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
11///computing///These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu." "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
12///computing///When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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"Can 1
"He 1
"I 2
"Please 1
"So 1
& 1
A 1
A. 3
A: 1
C++, 1
Conditions." 1
Did 1
He 1
Hoover. 1
How 2
I 4
I'll 1
If 1
It 1
It's 1
Java 1
None. 1
Nothing 1
Perl 1
Q. 3
Q: 1
SQL 1
Terms 1
The 3
These 1
This 1
To 1
What 1
What's 1
When 1
a 11
about 1
agree 1
and 5
apathy? 1
asks, 1
at 1
bar 1
bar, 1
bartender 1
be 1
be?" 1
beer 1
begins 1
between 1
biggest 1
boorg 1
broke 1
bulb? 1
but 1
care. 1
change 1
computer 1
consecutive 1
d#f67howe%^U 1
difference 1
does 2
don't 2
down. 1
drunk? 1
entire 1
eventually 1
everything 1
excuse 1
first 2
friend," 1
fulk 1
get 1
given 1
goes 1
hammer 1
hardware 1
have 2
hear 1
ignorance 1
in 1
into 2
is 2
is, 1
isn't 1
it 2
jdk^CjfdLk 1
jk3s 1
join 1
keyboards, 1
know 1
law? 1
lie 1
light 1
like 2
look 1
love 1
many 1
may 1
million 2
monkeys 1
must 1
my 1
null-terminated." 1
of 2
one 1
owmc63^Dz 1
problem. 1
program. 1
programmers 1
programs. 1
put 1
quag 1
query 1
r89nvy 1
read 1
really 1
really, 3
recursion 1
recursion. 1
rest 1
says, 3
screenshots. 1
second 1
semi-colon 1
sentences. 1
sit 1
string 2
strings 1
sucks 1
tables 1
take 1
takes 1
talking, 1
that 1
the 8
them 2
think 1
thumb. 1
to 4
two 3
understand 2
universe? 1
up 1
walk 1
walks 1
was 1
what 1
what'll 1
will 2
wine 1
wine. 1
write 2
x.xvcu." 1
you 3
you?" 1
your 1
A total of 215 words.
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