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6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
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13///computing///This code was generated by a tool.
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8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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8
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8///computing///sql query goes bar walks tables asks join
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8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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10///computing///To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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To 1
first 1
is, 1
must 1
recursion 1
recursion. 1
understand 2
what 1
you 1
A total of 10 words.
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10///computing///understand recursion understand recursion
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freqs 10
recursion 2
understand 2
A total of 4 words.
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5///computing///Q. What is the biggest lie in the
entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the
Terms & Conditions."
6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.
7///computing///Q: How many programmers does it
take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a
hardware problem.
8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks
up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
9///computing///If you put a million monkeys at a
million keyboards, one of them will eventually
write a Java program. The rest of them will write
Perl programs.
10///computing///To understand what recursion is,
you must first understand recursion.
11///computing///These two strings walk into a bar
and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it
be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a
beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U
r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu." "Please excuse my
friend," the second string says, "He isn't
null-terminated."
12///computing///When your hammer is C++,
everything begins to look like a thumb.
1///miscellaneous///Q. What's the difference
between ignorance and apathy? A. I don't know and
I don't care.
2///miscellaneous///Did you hear about the
semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two
consecutive sentences.
3///miscellaneous///Nothing sucks like a Hoover.
4///miscellaneous///This may be the wine talking,
but I really, really, really, really love wine.
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