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add 13///computing///This code was generated by a tool.
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13///computing///This code was generated by a tool.
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add 15///star wars///Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
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15///star wars///Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
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add 14///star wars///Q: How many Sith lords does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer the Dark Side.
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14///star wars///Q: How many Sith lords does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer the Dark Side.
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1///miscellaneous///Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don't know and I don't care.
2///miscellaneous///Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
3///miscellaneous///Nothing sucks like a Hoover.
4///miscellaneous///This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.
5///computing///Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
7///computing///Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.
8///computing///A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
9///computing///If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
10///computing///To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
11///computing///These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu." "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
12///computing///When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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14///star wars///Q: How many Sith lords does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer the Dark Side.
15///star wars///Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
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add 6///computing///Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.
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add 13///computing///This code was generated by a tool.
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add 14///star wars///Trying to come up with jokes about "Star Wars" is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
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add 15///star wars///Who is the oldest Sith Lord? Darth Ritis.
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add also this 16///star wars///Who is the oldest Sith Lord? Darth Ritis.
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add 22996///9.3.1987///Union Bank of Finland is issuing a 10 billion yen eurobond due March 30, 1992 paying five pct and priced at 102-3/8 pct, lead manager LTCB International Ltd said. The bond is available in denominations of one mln yen and will be listed in Luxembourg. Payment date is March 30. Fees comprise 1-1/4 pct selling concession and 5/8 pct for management and underwriting combined.
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